Nancy Grace Enters Glamour Shots Competition: Loses to Grandma with Bigger Handcuffs

Legal commentator, Nancy Grace was irate last Friday, after losing the Glamour Shots Dominatrix of the Year competition in her hometown of Macon Georgia.  Grace was overheard stating that "There wasn't nobody in Georgia better with a whip than her, so Grandma just needs to get over herself."

The winner of the competition, Mildred Nesbitt of Norcross Georgia was excited about her victory.  "It's not every day you get to meet someone like Nancy Grace, but to beat her in a Glamour Shots competition?  It's unheard of!"  When asked what she would do with the prize money, Mildred broke down into tears and said she was planning to use the money to help get her son off death row.  "I know he murdered those poor women, but he's a sweet boy. Really he is."

We asked Nancy Grace what she thought of Mildred's plan to use the prize money to have a prisoner released from death row.  "People like Mildred Nesbitt are what's wrong with this country," she stated as she ripped off her handcuff necklace and threw her barrette at a cameraman before storming out of the room.

Grace has still not abandoned her dream of becoming Americas most beloved Dominatrix.  She can still be seen in her leather and handcuff ensemble on her new show, Nancy Grace Mysteries on HLN every Friday at 8:00 pm.

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